Mona Lisa Lyrics

Artist: Slick Rick

[ricky walters]
Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes
It is with outstanding pleasure
That we are here to present tonight...
Slick rick, the ruler! and mc ricky d!!
Doing their smash hit, mona lisa,
You know, like the picture
Anyway, i'd like to take this time out
To bow before his divine majesty

[ricky] oh your majesty...
[slick] hmm
[ricky] can i kiss your hand
[slick] mm-hmm
[ricky] kisses his hand loudly
[slick] enough!
[ricky] come your highness.. they await you..

[slick rick]
Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was mona -- what
Mona lisa what *singing* mona lisa, so men made you..
Youknowhati'msayin so i said, excuse me, dear
My gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
I'll buy that slice!
She said, thanks - i'd rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when i smiled ping! i almost blinded her
She said, great scott! are you a thief
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth
Ha-ha, hah! had to find that funny
So i said, no child, i work hard for the money
And calling me a thief please! don't even try it right!
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect who! the grand wizard
Me! well what's your name, son
mc ricky d, but not to be so harsh i said to mona li-hee
i'm.. sorry and i know that's low class uhh, yeah
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past
She said, well i got courage, and i don't like porridge uh-huh
I've never been to college, but i've got crazy knowledge uh-huh
Over eighteen and my eyes are green uh-huh
I wear more gold than that man on a-team uh-huh, uh-huh
Trim, slim, yeah and i'm also light skinned
Best believe mona's a virgin
A virgin! honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
I said, it don't matter, see, i'm not picky word
Let me spell my name out for you, it's ricky:
R -- ravishing
I -- impress
C -- courageous; so careless
K -- for the kangols which i've got
That i wear everyday and
Y -- why not
To fight's not right that i recite and i'm..
Quite polite like walter cronkite
Well, just about then, trevor my friend came in
He said, hey rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin!
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, i don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
Now come along, we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as mona sang a song

excerpt from walk on by [d. warwick]
if you see me walking down the street
And i start to cry.. each time we meet..
Walk on by.. walk on by..
Foolish pride
That's all that i have left, so, let me hide
The pain and the hurt that you gave me
When you said goodbye..
You walked on by..

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