My Balls Lyrics
Your Favorite Martian
Lyrics
Girl, I know you love me
But there was something I forgot to show you.
Check it out.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my
you ain't seen my
you ain't seen my
you ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my
you ain't seen my
you ain't seen my
you ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my
firl, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)
I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's.
Song & Lyrics Facts
"My Balls" is a song by American band Your Favorite Martian and was released on June 16, 2013. It appears on the group's debut album "Robbed a Bank", which was released in July of that year.
The song was written by Ray Johnson, William Maranci, and DeStorm Power and produced by DeStorm Power. Lyrically, the track talks about having balls made out of steel and how they can't be broken no matter what life throws at them. It's an upbeat tune with catchy hooks and clever wordplay that make it a fan favorite. The lyrics are full of wit and humor, making it one of the most memorable songs from the album.