When You’Re Evil (From The Deady Mini-Game By Artix Ent.) Lyrics
Voltaire
Lyrics
When the Devil is too busy, and Death's a bit too much
They call me by name you see, for my special touch
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune, to the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same.
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe.
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see, The Devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see, The Devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start
And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see, The Devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!
Song & Lyrics Facts
Voltaire's "When You're Evil" is a song from the Deady mini-game by Artix Entertainment, released on October 10th, 2005. It was written and performed by Voltaire, an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and producer.
The track appears on his album Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking From a Chalice Filled With the Laughter of Small Children (2005). The song features darkly humorous lyrics that detail how to be evil in life. The chorus consists of the line “when you’re evil, life’s so much better when you’re evil, everything you do will be successful when you’re evil, you never have to worry about being good.” The song has become a cult favorite amongst fans of Voltaire's work.