High School Confidential Lyrics

She's a cool, blonde, scheming bitch.
She make my body twitch,
Walking down the corridor.
You can hear her stilettos click,
I want her so much I feel sick.
The girl can't help it,
She really can't help it now.

It's like a high school,
A high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

Teenage Brando's stalk her in the halls. (Stella!)
They tease her with cat calls.
She's a combination
Anita Ekbert, Mamie Van Dorne.

Dagmar,
A high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

What's the principal doing with her?
Who's that guy?
Is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume?
"Tigress" by Faberge.
It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way.

A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.

She drives a candy pink Cadillac,
If I don't get her soon, I'll have a heart attack.
When she passes me a look I wanna burn my books,
Give up high school.

Oh well, well, well, well
A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, a high school confidential.
A high school, high school confidential.
A high school, high school confidential.